Today, with the recent advent of our new Multi-Personal Transport Unit, we here at Opportunity Mars, in conjunction with Lockheed/Carnival Cruise Lines, are humbled to bring the dream of Mars to the every man. No longer is space reserved merely for the whims of the scientific community. Today, you too can sail aboard one of our two non-stop shuttles to the red planet.

In the next six lunar cycles, the orbit of Mars shall reach its zenith. Due to reduced distances involved in flight time, Mars will never be as affordable as it is today. And now with our new Lazy-Boy Stasis Units you can spend the entire four month trip blissfully unaware. Further, with out patented "Fountain of Youth" technology, (and a little help from the theory of relativity) you can actually loose up to a year and a half of actual aging time. Book a flight today and you too can dream your way to the Red Planet and awaken to the world of Opportunity Mars.